Dragon Age characters. As cats.

“Oh don’t mind me, dear, I’m just a harmless old biddy. Look at me, nothing powerful at all. Now, where did I put my socks? Who knows what lurks in the darkside of men’s laundry baskets…” 

Flemeth cat, we want to believe you. We really do.

“Oh, hi there. No, no. I wasn’t exactly going to go to the kitchens and get a late night snack. What, this? This wax paper? Totally not had cheese in it. Well, I say had. If there was cheese in it, it was only a tiny bit and no one would miss it. I was doing the cooks a favour tidying. Yeah! Tidying, that’s it. I was being tidy. Wait, what was the question again?”

Don’t lie, Alistair cat. We know.

Fenris, you want to go to the Hanged Man for a quick drin- no, wait. Forget I mentioned anything. I’ll just leave you to your… brooding. And um, angry staring into the distance. Hey, why are there still mouse corpses in this mansion? No, no, you’re right. I shouldn’t have mentioned it, silly me. I’ll uh, let myself out, shall I….?”

Seamus cat ponders his conversion to the Qun. Maaras shokra. Anaan esaam Qu- OMG IS THAT A BUTTERFLY? OMG.

Merrill, Merrill, Merrill. That string was given to you for a reason, you know. Try not to get yourself confused.

Isabela cat, stop trolling Fenris and Anders. I don’t care how much fun it is to watch them be all hot headed, you know it’ll end in tears.

NO Anders cat, seriously. We can still see you.

Dog knows what you’re up to, Anders cat.

Isabela cat woke up with a hangover. (York Chocolate Cat.)

Zevran cat means business. (Ginger tom.)